You can send a message to the Count or ask for his love advice ... but be forewarned. Leave him an evil message and you might possibly open your soul to the forces of evil.
The Count's cronies have been known to perform voodoo-istic rituals on flames and letters which do not meet with the Count's approval.
THE CONSEQUENCES COULD BE QUITE ELECTRIC !!!
Rod Kramer didn't take our advice. Wrote the Count a truly hideous letter. The next morning he awoke with Benjalian arthritis, never to type on a keyboard again. Cicely Whitehouse was another! The next time she went to touch her keyboard a jolt of mysterious lightening struck her electrical system rendering her to not much more than a slice of burnt crust pizza.
AND SOMETIMES SURPRISING .. !!
Meanwhile, Sid Barriman of Newport, RI wrote the Count a luxurious letter. The next morning, his boss promoted him to Vice President, gave him a huge raise and when Sid asked him 'why him,' his boss answered, "Something mysterious came over me!"
Janis Lumer of Topeka, Kansas praised the Count. Two days later she won the Publisher's Clearinghouse TEN MILLION DOLLAR sweepstakes.
AND SOMEWHAT INFLATING ... !!!!
Tracy Whittingham asked for the Count's help. Sent him her shabby, size A bra. All her life she felt ridiculed because she felt she looked like her brother. A week later, she felt uncomfortably tight that morning when she awoke in her nightie. It was constricting her. She grabbed for the neckline and lo and behold, she now somehow ... mysteriously ...was a size C.
Tracy now has no time for the NET because she's presently dating everyone in the state of Cleveland!
SO GO AHEAD ... LEAVE THAT MESSAGE !!!
If you dare!!!