COMING SOON - THE COUNT'S VIXENS!
This page COULD lead you to many surprises!
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Where are the Count's Vixens???
Because of that legislation that President Clinton introduced ... well ... er ... some of the Count's Vixens .. were ... er ... sort of ... well ... unclothed at the time (heh heh) ... but we're still here in this website ... ya just got to look for us harder (**hint ... it'll be worth the effort)
(Why not check out the Woodstock Page .. !!!)
Krissy and the Count's little vixens are rumoured to be hidden somewhere in this website
A little, bizarre party, sort of like a Birthday party from hell, was thrown for the Count, with
some of the hottest babes this side of hades. Find em' if you dare! And by the way, you're looking
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By the Way, Take those Garlic Cloves off your door and get ready to PARTY !!!!
See you soon!
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This Home Page was by a very beautiful, NAKED VIXEN,
crouched lovingly over a fur couch while tinkering with a laptop!
Most recent revision was in your dreams!
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